Too early for this ….

I know I’m in the minority, but why must it be so HOT in May?  It was 90+ on Sunday AND Monday, and it’s still hot and humid today!  It’s just so wrong to be cheated out of spring weather.  Yesterday’s purchase?  An inflatable queen sized mattress – so that we can sleep in the (finished) basement.  Short term solution.  Long term solution?  Move to a more temperate climate.  Suggestions?